826LA's 'Love Hurts' panel at Busby's
Even if "He's Just Not That Into You," you should "Marry Him," because if it doesn't work, there are guides to show you "How to Get Divorced by 30." Greg Behrendt, Lori Gottlieb and Sascha Rothchild, the respective authors of those three relationship books, will appear as a trifecta of wisdom at Busby's for a post-Valentine's panel moderated by Joel Stein and benefiting literacy nonprofit 826LA. Note to men: The organizer confided that "there will be a lot of ladies there." Go forth and mingle.
Busby's, 5364 Wilshire Blvd., Los Angeles; 8 p.m.; $25 (includes one drink ticket)
--Alie Ward
Photo: Writer/comedian Greg Behrendt photographed at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on Saturday, January 24, 2009, by Christina House for The Los Angeles Times.
The Shot: Grand opening party for This Gallery
It was a tightly packed scene when This Gallery opened its doors in Highland Park last week. The inaugural exhibit sports a long roster of L.A. artists showing painting, drawing and photography.
The Shot: 'Camera Assassins' Valentine's scavenger hunt
Myles Nye of Wise Guys Events stands poised with a Nerf gun, one of many props supplied for their “Camera Assassins” pre-Valentine’s Day scavenger hunt held Saturday in Pan Pacific Park. Teams of two (romantically unattached) members set out with digital cameras and a list of objectives, including capturing an ’80s dance move, reenacting a scene from a children’s book, accomplishing an acrobatic feat and staging a snapshot that could be captioned “FAIL.” The aims: to complete as many photo challenges as possible, mingle with other single strangers and avoid getting suckered into the photographic trap of a mystery assassin, who could kill a target by luring them into a secret, predetermined pose.
-- Alie Ward
Dan Savage in conversation with Bruce Eric Kaplan at the Hammer
Indulge your pop cultural crushes with a double bill of journalism's most wry relationship observers. "Seinfeld" writer and legendary New Yorker cartoonist Bruce Eric Kaplan (known by the monogram BEK) sits down with "Savage Love" sex columnist Dan Savage at the Hammer to discuss writing, the complexities of the human mind, and possibly some tawdry boudoir tales. Between Kaplan's poignant humor and Savage's candor, prepare for an evening of brainlust.
Hammer Museum, 10899 Wilshire Blvd., Westwood; 7 p.m.; free
--Alie Ward
Photo courtesy Dan Savage/Creative Commons.
Seed Bomb Bar Crawl With L.A. Guerrilla Gardeners
Spending the evening dropping bombs with guerrillas sounds risky. But the L.A. Guerrilla Gardeners' Seed Bomb Bar Crawl actually combats trash and barren landscapes with floral ammunition. Join their mob of green-thumbed do-gooders and hop on the Metro Red Line to plant and beautify the areas near stations from North Hollywood to downtown. Seed bombs will be launched, succulents tucked into soil, garbage tossed and brews consumed at Casey's Bar at the end of the night. Bonus: Everyone plans to wear prom attire. We love these people.
Friday Feb. 5, North Hollywood Metro Station, Lankershim and Chandler boulevards, North Hollywood; 6:30 p.m.; Twitter.com/guerrillagarden
--Alie Ward
Photo: Commuters board a train at the 7th Street/Metro Center station by Brian Vander Brug for the Los Angeles Times.
Hidden Dimensions: Alien implants and conspiracy theories in Burbank
Do space aliens "tag" us with implants the same way we microchip our beloved pets? Are we their pets?
The jury's still out on that front, but if you are an Angeleno and suspect you've got an alien implant, then next weekend, at the Pickwick Gardens in Burbank, Dr. Roger Leir, M.D., a SoCal-based podiatrist, well-known to UFOlogists, George Noory fans and Fortean-types will be on hand to help.Leir no longer feels the need to debate the existence of UFOs; it's the implants he's more concerned about, considering them proof positive of the alien reality. What Leir's research wants to get to the bottom of is, what are their motives? What are their plans for us? And how the heck did those otherworldly implants get there in the first place?
Also appearing at the event is conspiracy theorist Jordan Maxwell, a fellow who describes himself as"a preeminent researcher and speaker in the fields of secret societies, occult philosophies, and UFOlogy since 1959." Maxwell is scheduled to lecture about "The Hidden Dimensions in World Affairs."
The tinfoil-hat brigade should be out in force at the event, which will be hosted by Noory himself. A lil' zany? Perhaps, but something tells us that the people-watching will be very interesting.
-- Richard Metzger
The Hidden Dimensions in World Affairs event, Feb. 7, 2 to 9 p.m. (doors open at noon), Pickwick Gardens, 1001 Riverside Drive, Burbank. $50A celebration of Gourmet Magazine and the future of food writing
Zocalo Public Square is presenting an event tonight with Gourmet Magazine alums Ruth Reichl, Laurie Ochoa (currently LA Weekly's editor-in-chief) and Pulitzer Prize-winning food writer Jonathan Gold.The three will discuss their history together at the magazine, which caused an incredible uproar amongst the food community when it folded last October.
The panel will converge at Skirball Center at 7:30 p.m. to speak about what they feel is in store for the future of American food journalism. We'll be at the event, and will report on what the experts believe culinary journalism will evolve into.
In order to attend, you must make a reservation at the site.
-- Krista Simmons
Photo: Ruth Reichl works in the Gourmet test kitchen. Credit: Richard Drew/Associated Press.
Brian Butler's 'Night of Pan' with Kenneth Anger and Vincent Gallo gets L.A. premier at Projections festival
Filmmaker, artist and musician Brian Butler will premier his short film, “Night of Pan,” at the Roberts & Tilton Gallery in Los Angeles on Jan. 16 at 7:30 p.m. at the opening of Projections, a festival of rarely seen films by the likes of Spike Jonze, Harmony Korine, Jean-Luc Goddard and Miranda July. "Night of Pan" depicts Kenneth Anger, Vincent Gallo and the director himself performing a dark occult ritual that "symbolizes the stage of ego death in the process of spiritual attainment."
Roberts & Tilton Gallery, 5801 Washington Boulevard, Culver City, Jan. 16 – Feb. 20
-- Richard Metzger
Below video: an excerpt from Brian Butler's "Night of Pan"
AFI's DigiFest: On the fly, on the cheap movie making
"There are no excuses now," says Suzanne Stefanac of the American Film Institute. "You don't need a giant camera and lights and crew of six anymore," she says of experimental filmmaking today. "Now, it's you and a cellphone, and -- if you have it -- the fortitude."
Stefanac is the director of AFI's Digital Content Lab, which was launched in 1998 as a place for, as she puts it, "like-minded souls to come together" and make innovative imagery that TV studios and directors such as James Cameron, an early participant, could previously only dream of. In the last decade, more than 90 projects have been completed by more than 700 people from all over the world, who collaborate on special effects, groundbreaking Web platforms and even iPhone applications.The Digital Content Lab is one of "Hollywood's best kept secrets," said Stefanac, but it's gained attention in the last two years with an annual slot in the massively popular AFI Film Fest that takes over L.A. every fall. AFI DigiFest, which runs Wednesday and Thursday at Grauman's Chinese Theatre, involves two days of wall-to-wall pixels, geeked-out demos and screenings.
Wednesday's program explores projects currently in development by lab participants. Austin Lynch and the enigmatically named Jason S will discuss their "Interview Project," a beautifully shot and poignantly edited documentary series that captures the stories of random Americans encountered during the filmmakers' cross-country trip. Launched on David Lynch.com, the website of Austin Lynch's auteur father, the webisodes are developing interactive rating and feedback systems to reach a broader audience. "The opportunity to have people see your work," he says, "is much greater with online viewership."
Social networking and celebrity collide again in a tech-savvy bid to promote environmental awareness on the Leonardo DiCaprio Foundation site, which is also innovating an interactive platform to steer the younger generation toward eco-conscious activism.
Eschewing the comforts of a crew, filmmaker L.M. Kit Carson, a Hollywood veteran who penned the script to "Paris, Texas," recently gained attention in digital filmmaking circles for his series "Africa Diaries," shot entirely on a Nokia cellphone. Carson will deliver an expository demo Wednesday on how to capture documentaries on the fly -- and probably on the cheap.
Thursday's program offers screenings of completed digital films, including "Urban Wolf," shot from the vantage point of security cameras in addition to a former Sony executive's violin-meets-guitar animated love story, produced via collaboration with more than 50,000 participants. Also showing is Josh Koppel's eBook "First Things Last," which attempts to merge a novel and cinema with an interactive iPhone application that scrolls forward to reveal prose and accompanying illustrative photos.
Likely the most anticipated film on the bill is the Purchase Bros.' "Escape From City-17," a virally popular project that used motion capture of the 3D environments in the combat-based video game "Half-Life 2." David and Ian Purchase have managed to astound YouTubers and gamers with this method of "machinima," combining captured digital footage with live action scenes shot on a low budget. The result is a new narrative that creates the illusion of a bloated-budget action flick -- but was made for less than $500. Obviously, the two didn't factor in salaries for themselves; rumor has it that they live together in a basement, turning down lucrative deals in favor of continuing the series, the second episode of which they'll premiere Thursday.
In previous years, AFI Fest and DigiFest required a ticket purchase, but given the troubled economy, festival organizers are opening up all screenings for free this year. A post-DigiFest cocktail party at the Roosevelt Hotel will feature outdoor screenings and will likely be abuzz with chatter about the future of "new media."
Austin Lynch predicts that the affordability and accessibility of digital filmmaking will "create a greater diversity in the films that we see in the future."
"Of course," he continues, "nothing can change the fact that a good idea is essential to making a great film."
--Alie Ward
Image: A still from "Urban Wolf" by French director Laurent Touil Tartour
Here's to you Mrs. Robinson: California Cougar Convention this Friday
For a mere $30 entrance fee, L.A.'s "cougars" -- and the younger men who love them -- can learn all there is to know about the intricacies of older woman/younger man dating and mating rituals Friday at the California Cougar Convention. Like: Who pays for dinner? Inquiring minds (and aspiring gigolos) want to know.
The event will feature a keynote speech by "cougar expert" Lucia (see video clip below), the crowning of Miss Cougar California (selected by the "cubs" attending) and what is being described as a "giant feline dance party." Prior to the main event, there will be a women-only "Cougar School" for aspiring Mrs. Robinsons that begins at 6:30 p.m.(Speaking as a guy, when I watched this clip, all of the men in it have that "this is like shooting fish in a barrel" look in their eyes. I suppose that's the point, isn't it?)
The California Cougar Convention, Nov. 6, 7 p.m., Crowne Plaza, 1150 S. Beverly Drive.
www.cougarevents.com-- Richard Metzger
Photo: Anne Bancroft and Dustin Hoffman in "The Graduate." Credit: Strand Releasing


